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Ilsa The Wicked Warden – Another Jess Franco Classic

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Ah, yes, the infamous Ilsa. She appeared first as an evil Nazi mistress, then the harsh keeper of a Harem, and now she’s the wicked warden of a hospital for mentally-ill women.

 

It's always nice when the sadistic warden of a female hospital/prison spends one on one time with the inmates.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (aka Gretchen The Wicked Warden aka Wanda The Wicked Warden and so on…) was directed by the great Jess Franco and stars the beautiful, big-breasted Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa. Legendary Lina Romay (The Bare Breasted Countess aka Female Vampire aka Erotikill, Lust For Frankenstein) also stars.

Jess Franco threatened by a film critic.

Director Jess Franco threatened by a film critic. But does Franco care? Hell no!

Legendary Lina Romay

Lina Romay upon learning this movie has been passed over for the Best Picture Oscar.

 

Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot damn! Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot women, depraved sex acts, nudity, depraved sex acts, horrific over-acting, depraved sex acts: Ilsa The Wicked Warden is hands down one of the most disturbing, disgusting, and hot films in the “Women in Prison” genre.

Really, what can one say when Lina Romay’s character uses a female inmate as her own personal bidet? Genius, I say.

 

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

 

This is classic cinema, so fuck off, Ingmar Bergman.

Overall the acting is…well, acting, I guess. There is a lot of nudity, plenty of 1970s hairy bush (me likes the ‘natural’ look), and super hot babes. Yes, the film includes the usual amount of torture, cat fights, and cannibalism.

The DVD commentary moderated by the always entertaining Martin Lewis and featuring Dyanne Thorne is a delight.

 

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

Ilsa Wicked Warden in Bath

After a day of torture, sodomy, and raping , a hot bath helps one to truly relax.

This movie gets an A+ from me.

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My Review: Love Toy – Rare Doris Wishman Sexy Sleaze From The 1960s

Fans of 1960s and 1970s ultra-rough, sleazy, sex movies, dig this awesome movie…

Doris Wishman, the director of such innocent 1950s nudie-cuties like Nude On the Moon, gave the rain-coat crowd something perverse, dark, and awesome with Love Toy.

Doris Wishman Love Toy Something Weird Video VHS

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Love Toy is a pervert’s delight. It is filled with humiliation (young girl forced to drink from a saucer of milk like a cat), BDSM, voyeurism, incest (young girl forced to screw her own father!), menage a trois, masturbation, oral sex, and even mental illness thrown into the mix.

Doris Wishman left no demented, stained, perverse, stone unturned with this depraved cinematic gem.

After watching Love Toy, you’ll want to scour your body with sandpaper because you’ll feel really, really gross…and then you’ll want to watch it again…in slow motion!

God bless you Doris Wishman! And God bless you, Something Weird Video for releasing such cinematic treasures!

My Rating: D (for plot, acting, lighting, dialog…) A+ (for sleaze, sex, hot 1960s babes, and sleaze)

My Review: Vampire Ecstasy 1970s Classic Euro Sleaze

The 1970s was a true golden age for sexy, European horror. Even the vaunted Hammer Film studio was adding sex and nudity into their movies. (Ingrid Pitt, what a babe!)

Vampire Ecstasy was directed by one of the masters of 1970s soft-core sex movies, Joe Sarno. This movie is a classic example of 1970s European sexploitation. Lots of naked women, hot and steamy “Satanic” sex rituals, and, um, lots of naked women.

Vampire Ecstasy Joe Sarno Classic 1970s Euro Sleaze Sex

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The women in Vampire Ecstasy are 1970s sexy: hippie -chick hair with all- natural, curvy bodies ready for action!

1970s Euro Sleaze…one of the greatest genres of cinema ever. This VHS copy was released by the great company, Seduction Cinema.

Mr Rating: A+ (Super sexy sleaze!)

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