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Ilsa The Wicked Warden – Another Jess Franco Classic

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Ah, yes, the infamous Ilsa. She appeared first as an evil Nazi mistress, then the harsh keeper of a Harem, and now she’s the wicked warden of a hospital for mentally-ill women.

 

It's always nice when the sadistic warden of a female hospital/prison spends one on one time with the inmates.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (aka Gretchen The Wicked Warden aka Wanda The Wicked Warden and so on…) was directed by the great Jess Franco and stars the beautiful, big-breasted Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa. Legendary Lina Romay (The Bare Breasted Countess aka Female Vampire aka Erotikill, Lust For Frankenstein) also stars.

Jess Franco threatened by a film critic.

Director Jess Franco threatened by a film critic. But does Franco care? Hell no!

Legendary Lina Romay

Lina Romay upon learning this movie has been passed over for the Best Picture Oscar.

 

Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot damn! Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot women, depraved sex acts, nudity, depraved sex acts, horrific over-acting, depraved sex acts: Ilsa The Wicked Warden is hands down one of the most disturbing, disgusting, and hot films in the “Women in Prison” genre.

Really, what can one say when Lina Romay’s character uses a female inmate as her own personal bidet? Genius, I say.

 

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

 

This is classic cinema, so fuck off, Ingmar Bergman.

Overall the acting is…well, acting, I guess. There is a lot of nudity, plenty of 1970s hairy bush (me likes the ‘natural’ look), and super hot babes. Yes, the film includes the usual amount of torture, cat fights, and cannibalism.

The DVD commentary moderated by the always entertaining Martin Lewis and featuring Dyanne Thorne is a delight.

 

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

Ilsa Wicked Warden in Bath

After a day of torture, sodomy, and raping , a hot bath helps one to truly relax.

This movie gets an A+ from me.

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Cherry & Harry & Raquel – Russ Meyer Classic with Uschi Digard – Yes!!

September 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Fans of big breasts, large hooters, and bouncing boobs, Cherry & Harry & Raquel, is the perfect movie for you.

Cherry Harry Raquel Uschi Soul Digard Russ Meyer Classic DVD

One cannot do justice to this film by using words to describe it. Cherry & Harry & Raquel is a true visual experience – like, say, 2001, only with tons of nudity and large, beautiful, natural breasts.

Uschi “Soul” Digard appears at various times, showing of her massive breasts…Charles Napier is a cop, or just some angry guy…he drives around in a jeep…has sex with super-hot, large breasted women and…well…so much for plot!

God bless you, Russ Meyer!

Classic 1960s Nudie Cutie: Lady Godiva Rides

August 21, 2010 Leave a comment

This classic VHS movie has been sold.

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Lady Godiva Rides is a wonderful example of the 1960s cinematic genre known as the “nudie-cutie”.

Ah yes,  a few years before the sexual revolution would tear down the barricades of 150s prudishness and puritanism, there was the genre of film called “the nudie-cutie”.

The nudie-cutie genre typically featured cute women playing volleyball in the nude, frolicking around in the nude, swimming in the nude…heck just being nude. But as 1960s began turning into “The Sixties”, these movies would get a bit more risque.

Lady Godiva Rides is one of those nudie-cutie movies that went beyond simple volleyball playing. Although very, very tame by today’s standards, Lady Godiva Rides was risque for its time.

Lady Godiva Rides stars the amazingly endowed Marsha Jordan. She’s a super hot blonde with a jaw-dropping pair of massive breasts. Yes, oh yes.

The movie features a bevy of wonderfully endowed women, and the director A.C. Steven finds any number of reasons to let these women go topless.

Lady Godiva Rides doesn’t show bush (showing that much nudity was still illegal in most states – boo!) but we do get to see lots of nice, natural cleavage.

The plot of Lady Godiva Rides? Well…the movie starts off in merry old England, then Marsha Jordan’s Godiva character ends up on a boat headed for the U.S., then she winds up riding nude through an old west town…

Makes no sense. Who cares! Lady Godiva Rides features an awesome topless dance orgy!

Thank you Something Weird Video for finding this movie and releasing it on home video

My Rating: A++

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