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Ilsa The Wicked Warden – Another Jess Franco Classic

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Ah, yes, the infamous Ilsa. She appeared first as an evil Nazi mistress, then the harsh keeper of a Harem, and now she’s the wicked warden of a hospital for mentally-ill women.

 

It's always nice when the sadistic warden of a female hospital/prison spends one on one time with the inmates.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (aka Gretchen The Wicked Warden aka Wanda The Wicked Warden and so on…) was directed by the great Jess Franco and stars the beautiful, big-breasted Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa. Legendary Lina Romay (The Bare Breasted Countess aka Female Vampire aka Erotikill, Lust For Frankenstein) also stars.

Jess Franco threatened by a film critic.

Director Jess Franco threatened by a film critic. But does Franco care? Hell no!

Legendary Lina Romay

Lina Romay upon learning this movie has been passed over for the Best Picture Oscar.

 

Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot damn! Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot women, depraved sex acts, nudity, depraved sex acts, horrific over-acting, depraved sex acts: Ilsa The Wicked Warden is hands down one of the most disturbing, disgusting, and hot films in the “Women in Prison” genre.

Really, what can one say when Lina Romay’s character uses a female inmate as her own personal bidet? Genius, I say.

 

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

 

This is classic cinema, so fuck off, Ingmar Bergman.

Overall the acting is…well, acting, I guess. There is a lot of nudity, plenty of 1970s hairy bush (me likes the ‘natural’ look), and super hot babes. Yes, the film includes the usual amount of torture, cat fights, and cannibalism.

The DVD commentary moderated by the always entertaining Martin Lewis and featuring Dyanne Thorne is a delight.

 

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

Ilsa Wicked Warden in Bath

After a day of torture, sodomy, and raping , a hot bath helps one to truly relax.

This movie gets an A+ from me.

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