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Ilsa The Wicked Warden – Another Jess Franco Classic

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Ah, yes, the infamous Ilsa. She appeared first as an evil Nazi mistress, then the harsh keeper of a Harem, and now she’s the wicked warden of a hospital for mentally-ill women.

 

It's always nice when the sadistic warden of a female hospital/prison spends one on one time with the inmates.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (aka Gretchen The Wicked Warden aka Wanda The Wicked Warden and so on…) was directed by the great Jess Franco and stars the beautiful, big-breasted Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa. Legendary Lina Romay (The Bare Breasted Countess aka Female Vampire aka Erotikill, Lust For Frankenstein) also stars.

Jess Franco threatened by a film critic.

Director Jess Franco threatened by a film critic. But does Franco care? Hell no!

Legendary Lina Romay

Lina Romay upon learning this movie has been passed over for the Best Picture Oscar.

 

Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot damn! Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot women, depraved sex acts, nudity, depraved sex acts, horrific over-acting, depraved sex acts: Ilsa The Wicked Warden is hands down one of the most disturbing, disgusting, and hot films in the “Women in Prison” genre.

Really, what can one say when Lina Romay’s character uses a female inmate as her own personal bidet? Genius, I say.

 

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

 

This is classic cinema, so fuck off, Ingmar Bergman.

Overall the acting is…well, acting, I guess. There is a lot of nudity, plenty of 1970s hairy bush (me likes the ‘natural’ look), and super hot babes. Yes, the film includes the usual amount of torture, cat fights, and cannibalism.

The DVD commentary moderated by the always entertaining Martin Lewis and featuring Dyanne Thorne is a delight.

 

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

Ilsa Wicked Warden in Bath

After a day of torture, sodomy, and raping , a hot bath helps one to truly relax.

This movie gets an A+ from me.

Who Loves Ya, Baby? Vintage Paperback Kojak Novel

October 10, 2010 Leave a comment

Head on over to eBay and buy this rare paperback based upon the classic cop show Kojak. That’s right. TV’s famous bald cop, Kojak, wasn’t just on the tube back in the 70s, he was found in bookstores as well.

Gun Business (published in the 1970s) is filled with all of the great characters from the hit TV show. The author manages to capture Telly Savalas’ super cool attitude as the cop with the lollipop.

Kojak Vintage Paperback 1970s

Who loves ya, baby!

Former Satanist High Priest Writes A Book…The Satan Seller

This vintage paperback has been sold.

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The Satan Seller was published in the early 1970s. It was written by a former Satanist high priest who reveals the evil, demonic forces behind the growth of the world’s most dangerous occult religion!

This book was published by the Christian company, Logos International. The Satan Seller is a classic example of vintage 1970s Christian conversion literature.

The 1970s was all about the Satanism and Devil-worship. What a decade!

Fans of Classic TV! The Dukes of Hazzard Unofficial Companion Now On eBay

Learn everything you wanted to know about one of American TV’s greatest shows with this great book, The Dukes of Hazzard Unofficial Companion.

This book covers the history of the show and the history of running good ole moonshine. There are interviews with the actors and folks who ran the show, and a complete episode guide.

Oh, and it has some hot pictures of Daisy Duke.

Dukes of Hazzard Unofficial Companion On Ebay

Jump into your 1969 Dodge Charger, speed past Roscoe and Enos, and head on over to the eBay!

My Review: Love Toy – Rare Doris Wishman Sexy Sleaze From The 1960s

Fans of 1960s and 1970s ultra-rough, sleazy, sex movies, dig this awesome movie…

Doris Wishman, the director of such innocent 1950s nudie-cuties like Nude On the Moon, gave the rain-coat crowd something perverse, dark, and awesome with Love Toy.

Doris Wishman Love Toy Something Weird Video VHS

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Love Toy is a pervert’s delight. It is filled with humiliation (young girl forced to drink from a saucer of milk like a cat), BDSM, voyeurism, incest (young girl forced to screw her own father!), menage a trois, masturbation, oral sex, and even mental illness thrown into the mix.

Doris Wishman left no demented, stained, perverse, stone unturned with this depraved cinematic gem.

After watching Love Toy, you’ll want to scour your body with sandpaper because you’ll feel really, really gross…and then you’ll want to watch it again…in slow motion!

God bless you Doris Wishman! And God bless you, Something Weird Video for releasing such cinematic treasures!

My Rating: D (for plot, acting, lighting, dialog…) A+ (for sleaze, sex, hot 1960s babes, and sleaze)

Quick Review: Super Shag-a-delic Stewardesses: The Super-Jet Girls

Check it out, a classic book from the shagging, swinging 1970s, about beautiful, sexy, and touchable stewardesses! The Super-Jet Girls, written by Bernard Glemser, is about…well…just a lot of hanky-panky with sexy stewardesses traveling around the world.

Seriously, does one really need to have a story when one is reading about shag-a-delic stewardesses?

The book is a groovy time capsule of a super groovy era!

super jet girls swinging sexy stewardesses

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My rating: C (as a work of literature)  A+ (for sexy, swinging, stewardesses)

My Quick Review: In The Realm of the Senses

The  1976 film, In The Realm Of The Senses, caused a sensation with the movie-going public and movie critics world-wide due to its explicit sex scenes.

In The Realm Of The Senses was released during the mid-1970s, a time when porno films were pretty much mainstream. Marilyn Chambers, super hot star of the classic Insatiable) was a huge celebrity. Deep Throat was playing in regular cinemas.

In The Realm Of The Senses, was different because it’s a legitimate drama with explicit sex scenes, not a porno movie filled with mindless (but awesome) wall-to-wall sex, like, say, Inside Desiree Cousteau (a great porno from the 1970s). Senses has real characters and a real storyline. The masses were confused.

In The Realm Of The Senses Classic Erotic Movie

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Senses tells the story of an ex-prostitute who has an obsessive love affair with the master of the household.

The movie shows real sex, real penetration, and um….a woman swallowing up a hardboiled egg using her…um…well….let’s just say she didn’t use her mouth!

My Rating: B+ (plot, direction, acting, lighting…)  A (for the graphic sex)

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