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Ilsa The Wicked Warden – Another Jess Franco Classic

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Ah, yes, the infamous Ilsa. She appeared first as an evil Nazi mistress, then the harsh keeper of a Harem, and now she’s the wicked warden of a hospital for mentally-ill women.

 

It's always nice when the sadistic warden of a female hospital/prison spends one on one time with the inmates.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (aka Gretchen The Wicked Warden aka Wanda The Wicked Warden and so on…) was directed by the great Jess Franco and stars the beautiful, big-breasted Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa. Legendary Lina Romay (The Bare Breasted Countess aka Female Vampire aka Erotikill, Lust For Frankenstein) also stars.

Jess Franco threatened by a film critic.

Director Jess Franco threatened by a film critic. But does Franco care? Hell no!

Legendary Lina Romay

Lina Romay upon learning this movie has been passed over for the Best Picture Oscar.

 

Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot damn! Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot women, depraved sex acts, nudity, depraved sex acts, horrific over-acting, depraved sex acts: Ilsa The Wicked Warden is hands down one of the most disturbing, disgusting, and hot films in the “Women in Prison” genre.

Really, what can one say when Lina Romay’s character uses a female inmate as her own personal bidet? Genius, I say.

 

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

 

This is classic cinema, so fuck off, Ingmar Bergman.

Overall the acting is…well, acting, I guess. There is a lot of nudity, plenty of 1970s hairy bush (me likes the ‘natural’ look), and super hot babes. Yes, the film includes the usual amount of torture, cat fights, and cannibalism.

The DVD commentary moderated by the always entertaining Martin Lewis and featuring Dyanne Thorne is a delight.

 

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

Ilsa Wicked Warden in Bath

After a day of torture, sodomy, and raping , a hot bath helps one to truly relax.

This movie gets an A+ from me.

Cherry & Harry & Raquel – Russ Meyer Classic with Uschi Digard – Yes!!

September 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Fans of big breasts, large hooters, and bouncing boobs, Cherry & Harry & Raquel, is the perfect movie for you.

Cherry Harry Raquel Uschi Soul Digard Russ Meyer Classic DVD

One cannot do justice to this film by using words to describe it. Cherry & Harry & Raquel is a true visual experience – like, say, 2001, only with tons of nudity and large, beautiful, natural breasts.

Uschi “Soul” Digard appears at various times, showing of her massive breasts…Charles Napier is a cop, or just some angry guy…he drives around in a jeep…has sex with super-hot, large breasted women and…well…so much for plot!

God bless you, Russ Meyer!

Classic 1960s Nudie Cutie: Lady Godiva Rides

August 21, 2010 Leave a comment

This classic VHS movie has been sold.

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Lady Godiva Rides is a wonderful example of the 1960s cinematic genre known as the “nudie-cutie”.

Ah yes,  a few years before the sexual revolution would tear down the barricades of 150s prudishness and puritanism, there was the genre of film called “the nudie-cutie”.

The nudie-cutie genre typically featured cute women playing volleyball in the nude, frolicking around in the nude, swimming in the nude…heck just being nude. But as 1960s began turning into “The Sixties”, these movies would get a bit more risque.

Lady Godiva Rides is one of those nudie-cutie movies that went beyond simple volleyball playing. Although very, very tame by today’s standards, Lady Godiva Rides was risque for its time.

Lady Godiva Rides stars the amazingly endowed Marsha Jordan. She’s a super hot blonde with a jaw-dropping pair of massive breasts. Yes, oh yes.

The movie features a bevy of wonderfully endowed women, and the director A.C. Steven finds any number of reasons to let these women go topless.

Lady Godiva Rides doesn’t show bush (showing that much nudity was still illegal in most states – boo!) but we do get to see lots of nice, natural cleavage.

The plot of Lady Godiva Rides? Well…the movie starts off in merry old England, then Marsha Jordan’s Godiva character ends up on a boat headed for the U.S., then she winds up riding nude through an old west town…

Makes no sense. Who cares! Lady Godiva Rides features an awesome topless dance orgy!

Thank you Something Weird Video for finding this movie and releasing it on home video

My Rating: A++

My Review of the Criterion DVD: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas from the Criterion Collection, starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro. Directed by Terry Gilliam.

Awesome movie. The finest, classiest, druggie movie ever made. Light years beyond the Cheech and Chong movies.

Criterion Collection DVD Fear and Loathing Las Vegas

Mr. Gilliam pulls out all the stops to bring the classic Hunter Thompson book to life. Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro truly deserved Oscar™ nods for their acting. Johnny Depp truly captured the essence and legendary mystique of the late, great, Hunter Thompson (Raoul Duke), and Mr. Del Toro disappears completely into his role as Dr. Gonzo.

The good folks over at Criterion did their typical mah-velous job with this 2 disc DVD. The movie is presented in it’s widescreen aspect ration, the colours are sharp, the images are clean. Sound is amazing.

The supplemental material on the second disc is top-notch. Exactly what one would expect from Criterion. Included is an brilliant must-see BBC documentary called Fear and Loathing on the Road to Hollywood, in which Ralph Steadman and Hunter Thompson head out to LA.

Three audio commentary tracks are included on the actual movie. Mr. Gilliam does one track and he is genius, pure genius. He is one of the few directors who is actually entertaining and informative on commentary tracks.

My Rating: A+

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My Review: Love Toy – Rare Doris Wishman Sexy Sleaze From The 1960s

Fans of 1960s and 1970s ultra-rough, sleazy, sex movies, dig this awesome movie…

Doris Wishman, the director of such innocent 1950s nudie-cuties like Nude On the Moon, gave the rain-coat crowd something perverse, dark, and awesome with Love Toy.

Doris Wishman Love Toy Something Weird Video VHS

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Love Toy is a pervert’s delight. It is filled with humiliation (young girl forced to drink from a saucer of milk like a cat), BDSM, voyeurism, incest (young girl forced to screw her own father!), menage a trois, masturbation, oral sex, and even mental illness thrown into the mix.

Doris Wishman left no demented, stained, perverse, stone unturned with this depraved cinematic gem.

After watching Love Toy, you’ll want to scour your body with sandpaper because you’ll feel really, really gross…and then you’ll want to watch it again…in slow motion!

God bless you Doris Wishman! And God bless you, Something Weird Video for releasing such cinematic treasures!

My Rating: D (for plot, acting, lighting, dialog…) A+ (for sleaze, sex, hot 1960s babes, and sleaze)

My Quick Review: In The Realm of the Senses

The  1976 film, In The Realm Of The Senses, caused a sensation with the movie-going public and movie critics world-wide due to its explicit sex scenes.

In The Realm Of The Senses was released during the mid-1970s, a time when porno films were pretty much mainstream. Marilyn Chambers, super hot star of the classic Insatiable) was a huge celebrity. Deep Throat was playing in regular cinemas.

In The Realm Of The Senses, was different because it’s a legitimate drama with explicit sex scenes, not a porno movie filled with mindless (but awesome) wall-to-wall sex, like, say, Inside Desiree Cousteau (a great porno from the 1970s). Senses has real characters and a real storyline. The masses were confused.

In The Realm Of The Senses Classic Erotic Movie

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Senses tells the story of an ex-prostitute who has an obsessive love affair with the master of the household.

The movie shows real sex, real penetration, and um….a woman swallowing up a hardboiled egg using her…um…well….let’s just say she didn’t use her mouth!

My Rating: B+ (plot, direction, acting, lighting…)  A (for the graphic sex)

My Review: Vampire Ecstasy 1970s Classic Euro Sleaze

The 1970s was a true golden age for sexy, European horror. Even the vaunted Hammer Film studio was adding sex and nudity into their movies. (Ingrid Pitt, what a babe!)

Vampire Ecstasy was directed by one of the masters of 1970s soft-core sex movies, Joe Sarno. This movie is a classic example of 1970s European sexploitation. Lots of naked women, hot and steamy “Satanic” sex rituals, and, um, lots of naked women.

Vampire Ecstasy Joe Sarno Classic 1970s Euro Sleaze Sex

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The women in Vampire Ecstasy are 1970s sexy: hippie -chick hair with all- natural, curvy bodies ready for action!

1970s Euro Sleaze…one of the greatest genres of cinema ever. This VHS copy was released by the great company, Seduction Cinema.

Mr Rating: A+ (Super sexy sleaze!)

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