Thrift Store Find: Auto Coffee Maker

January 25, 2012 Leave a comment
Make Coffee in Your Car!

Make Coffee in Your Car!

Make Coffee in Your Car!

Make Coffee in Your Car!

The perfect gift for people on the go! Forget about buying expensive, fancy coffee on your way to work. Why not brew coffee in your car?

Apparently that’s what people did back in the 1970s with this delightful device, the auto coffee maker.

It plugs into the car’s cigarette lighter (remember when cars had those?) and you’re good to go. The auto coffee maker has a 500cc capacity and only takes 10-15 minutes to heat up. Comes with a stylish orange, metal mount.

What a decade, the 1970s.

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Ilsa The Wicked Warden – Another Jess Franco Classic

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

Ah, yes, the infamous Ilsa. She appeared first as an evil Nazi mistress, then the harsh keeper of a Harem, and now she’s the wicked warden of a hospital for mentally-ill women.

 

It's always nice when the sadistic warden of a female hospital/prison spends one on one time with the inmates.

Ilsa The Wicked Warden (aka Gretchen The Wicked Warden aka Wanda The Wicked Warden and so on…) was directed by the great Jess Franco and stars the beautiful, big-breasted Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa. Legendary Lina Romay (The Bare Breasted Countess aka Female Vampire aka Erotikill, Lust For Frankenstein) also stars.

Jess Franco threatened by a film critic.

Director Jess Franco threatened by a film critic. But does Franco care? Hell no!

Legendary Lina Romay

Lina Romay upon learning this movie has been passed over for the Best Picture Oscar.

 

Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot damn! Dyanne Thorne as Ilsa (or Gretchen or Wanda. Take your pick.)

Hot women, depraved sex acts, nudity, depraved sex acts, horrific over-acting, depraved sex acts: Ilsa The Wicked Warden is hands down one of the most disturbing, disgusting, and hot films in the “Women in Prison” genre.

Really, what can one say when Lina Romay’s character uses a female inmate as her own personal bidet? Genius, I say.

 

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Ahhh...that was a good one. Hey, where's the toilet paper?

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

Remember to wipe your tongue up and away from my va-jay-jay!

 

This is classic cinema, so fuck off, Ingmar Bergman.

Overall the acting is…well, acting, I guess. There is a lot of nudity, plenty of 1970s hairy bush (me likes the ‘natural’ look), and super hot babes. Yes, the film includes the usual amount of torture, cat fights, and cannibalism.

The DVD commentary moderated by the always entertaining Martin Lewis and featuring Dyanne Thorne is a delight.

 

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

A whip and bullet bra! Schwing!

Ilsa Wicked Warden in Bath

After a day of torture, sodomy, and raping , a hot bath helps one to truly relax.

This movie gets an A+ from me.

Blue Movie. Terry Southern. Sex. Satire. Hollywood.

December 4, 2010 Leave a comment

I’m selling a copy of Terry Southern’s satiric masterpiece, Blue Movie. It’s in Very Good condition.  Click on over to eBay and buy this book.

Blue Movie is about a famous, award winning film director who sets out to create the ultimate, classiest, most expensive, X-rated film ever made. This film will be so big that it will take an entire country to finance it!

Terry Southern Novel Blue Movie Now On Ebay

Terry Southern dedicated Blue Movie to the Great Stanley K. (as in Kubrick). Kubrick, in turn, sent a telegram to Terry Southern and said, “You have written the definitive blow job.”

Brilliant satire by a brilliant satirist.

Favorite Mystery Science Theater Episode?

November 28, 2010 Leave a comment

Hello, my people. What is your favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie?

I have a quite a few so I shall keep list short. Here goes (in no order):

  • Touch of Satan – “This is where the fish live.”
  • Time Chasers – Time travel in a small single engine airplane and a Commodore 64 with 1541 disc drive! Classic!
  • Soultaker – starring  Joe “Vastly more talented brother of Martin Sheen” Estevez and the great Robert D’Zar
  • Girl In Gold Boots – Groovy 60s music and Go-Go dancers in bikinis!
  • Daddy-O – “Rock, rock, rock, candy baby! Rock, rock, rock, candy baby!”
  • Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues – Bigfoot in the steamy swamps of Arkansas.
  • Phantom from Space: “I like bootblacking very much!!”
  • Zombie Nightmare – Adam West and Tia Carrera (’nuff said!)
  • Phantom Planet – 1950s era B/W Sci-Fi- version of Gulliver’s Travels. Sort of.

I could list so many more…Okay, MST 3K fans, your turn!

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 28, 2010 Leave a comment

I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving. I hope time spent with your loved ones and your families (both are not necessarily the same!) was full of joy (or tolerance if you were with your families).

I am still full from all of the turkey and ham. I tried to be good. I ate a lot of fresh vegetables but the turkey and ham…I could not resist…nor could I resist pumpkin pie.

Well, Christmas is just around the corner. Be careful when heading out to go shopping because the crowds of humanity that fill the Wal-Marts, Targets, and shopping malls across the nation can get crazy.

Be safe and have a great Christmas and holiday season.

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Who Loves Ya, Baby? Vintage Paperback Kojak Novel

October 10, 2010 Leave a comment

Head on over to eBay and buy this rare paperback based upon the classic cop show Kojak. That’s right. TV’s famous bald cop, Kojak, wasn’t just on the tube back in the 70s, he was found in bookstores as well.

Gun Business (published in the 1970s) is filled with all of the great characters from the hit TV show. The author manages to capture Telly Savalas’ super cool attitude as the cop with the lollipop.

Kojak Vintage Paperback 1970s

Who loves ya, baby!

Cherry & Harry & Raquel – Russ Meyer Classic with Uschi Digard – Yes!!

September 18, 2010 Leave a comment

Fans of big breasts, large hooters, and bouncing boobs, Cherry & Harry & Raquel, is the perfect movie for you.

Cherry Harry Raquel Uschi Soul Digard Russ Meyer Classic DVD

One cannot do justice to this film by using words to describe it. Cherry & Harry & Raquel is a true visual experience – like, say, 2001, only with tons of nudity and large, beautiful, natural breasts.

Uschi “Soul” Digard appears at various times, showing of her massive breasts…Charles Napier is a cop, or just some angry guy…he drives around in a jeep…has sex with super-hot, large breasted women and…well…so much for plot!

God bless you, Russ Meyer!

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